Exactly two years ago, Autoblow appeared on the market, a sexual device designed to simulate oral sex was created. Now the company responsible for the product has returned from the depths to deliver Automoblow, another device to be placed in autonomous cars (yes, that’s right).
Presented as “the first sex device for self-driving cars“, Automoblow was designed specifically for Tesla vehicles, self-driving cars.
The apparatus itself connects to the cup holder, with a large arm and has vertical and horizontal adjustments for “accommodate men of all sizes” as his own description of the sexual device complete.
“Great for busy executives who don’t have enough time to masturbate at home” says the site.
At first it was to be believed that all this seemed like some joke to move the internet with bombing of comments, that typical viral one. But no, the device is more real than you might think, the masturbation machine of a walking and intelligent car exists. (Look at Skynet there).
The website still faithfully presents the product:
“Autopilot doesn’t have to be boring! Spice up your daily commute or a long drive with a blowjob! Automoblow mounts its Autoblow AI into Tesla’s cup holder for a discreet masturbation experience. Simply put Automoblow in place and launch your favorite video/website.”
In the sexual device disclosure video itself, its creator Brian Sloan demonstrates how it all works, in a smiling way he sits in his Tesla car, turns on the autopilot and then places the device in his lap. Upon reaching his destination, he steps out of the car with a rewarding experience.
If some autonomous cars have already caused accidents to their users, imagine now what this device can do. The machine revolution is coming (laughs).
